If Freddy Mercury was straight
and sang for Led Zeppelin
If Robert Plant
moved to Seattle
If Texas had no cowboys
Then Wan Santo Condo
If a quartet
was an orchestra
and the conductor
on Lithium
Then Wan Santo Condo
Bob Via sings beautifully, passionately
Jason Mozersky doesn’t weave
or bob as much as melodically lick it to death
The bass and drums?
Peanut butter and jelly
Aaron Herbster
Steven Sanders
Their own Simonon/Bonham duo
And so with all due respect to everyone
involved in referential rock poetry type bios…